March 2012
5 posts
A life tip
Don’t go to the University of Westminster, because it’s the biggest joke in education. Yes the people are lovely and there is a huge amount of weed and RayBan’s on show but promise me, promise you’ll go somewhere else.
3 tags
2 tags
February 2012
74 posts
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
I've done hardly any essay writing
this is my only can I have and I’m listening to fiona apple.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL.
3 tags
3 tags
I hate writing essays
I’m terrible at procrastinating now.
I used to do my make up and take photos for my MySpace page, talk to older men on the internet and write my Harry Potter fan fiction.
Now I just eat salami and smoke.
Simpler times.
BTW, I’m not bragging like I had loads of comments. I had like three. I was too fat/breasty to be popular on the internet.
LOL
1 tag
1 tag
Whenever I think
about possibly attending a club night in London, I look at the pictures of the past ones. It’s just pictures of guys in snapbacks lurking around the girls who are fucked and are making out/getting there tits out/falling over.
I have been to a club night before, I know theres a certain type of girl who apparently is bred to do that whenever they go out, but those girls are mostly 18-20 and...
8 tags
2 tags
2 tags
5 tags
1 tag
Every time I feel inspired
I think about how I would have been a better artist then a writer.
Because I can’t write what I want because I’m afraid of what people will think
Anonymous asked: This is not a question, you're super cute.
1 tag
Pictures of Your Dick: A Break-Up Ballad for the... →
I forgot
Lost in Translation starts with a shot of Scarlett Johansons arse.
I’d prefer Bill’s personally.
I wonder
what To Catch a Predator does with all condoms and beer and food perverts bring to the houses.
3 tags
1 tag
9 tags
12 tags
1 tag
1 tag
“I’ve started eating peperami the way you do”
– my boyfriend